myredbike:

And on the back it says:

Kiss her the way she wants it * Pinch her ass in inappropriate locations * Surprise her in the shower * Make her cum with your mouth * Bend her over when she least expects it * Rub her clit with the head of your cock * Suck her nipples * Fuck her gently * Fuck her hard * Fuck her often * Make her suck your cock * Whisper dirty things to her in public * Watch her use toys * Masturbate for her * Spank her ass *  Always make her cum * Tell her she is the only one

gamergurl900:

So True

confessionsofanawkwarddinosaur:

SO. MUCH. WIN.!!!!!!

teamfireferret:

joekickass22:

a treat to my followers 
i love you 

i love you

WHAT?! What is this? I want MOAR!!

(via masterballz)

solos1s:

spiritofthemoon:

Not me :) I still use my Samurott to this day :3

i still use my too. but what i mean is that in the announcement of BW. when the starters’ designs were first released, most people hated Oshawott.  

I like them up to Dewott, Samurott just ruinsit for me, so whenever I get an Oshawott I never let it evolve fully. also, I didn’t hate any of them :P

solos1s:

富士持

Why can’t I explain this to my family when they ask me why I’m the only non-republican in the family? >

(via imakatt)

skyrim-pictures:

Before Skyrim, this image made me think “Pound Cake.” Now I immediately think “Sweet Roll”…

Too big to be a sweet roll, but I get where you’re coming from lol

memecenterz:

Oblivion Was Better, Noob.

I didn’t particularly enjoy the combat in Morrowind (Missing a mudcrab with an arrow from 5 feet away? come on!) and Oblivion was awesome, but I like Skyrim better lol

breakblade:

Hell yeah.